shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon
vipeur:

hail-whore-gore:

gulping:

THIS IS AMAZING

BANKSY IS THE FUCKING BEST.


SO MUCH LOVE FOR BANKSY
airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

flabebes:

in your girl’s pussy like

image

thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off